Remy vs Little

My show?

They SHARE:

1. Both are RATS (except the fact that one is called a mouse...who cares?)
2. Animals living WITHIN human
3. Amazingly, they can TALK (though human can't really make out what their squeaky sound means)
4. They are naturally GIFTED!
5. They live in happiness and very much liked by their owner

VS

What they don't share:

1. Physical appearance (obviously!!! One of them is blue! wonder did it consume too much Benedict's solution)
2. One trapped in love, the other one got its owner trapped in love (Can a bird and a mouse interbreed? an offspring of mouse that can fly?)
3. One can cook, one can drive (not a very appropriate comparison?)
4. One is detached from its colony, the other one tries to...
5. One wears clothes, the other one is NAKED! (measure of civilization?)

...

Now they RELATE ME to both of them

WHERE DO WE LOOK ALIKE?

10 REASONS FOR my case:

1. I am a human (how could a mouse/rat be similar in anyway?)
2. I live in reality
3. I EAT, not (ehem... u know WAT)
4. I do ENJOY French food, but I CAN'T PREPARE them!
5. Size? Appearance? (optical illusion? BUTAKAH??!!!)
6. Family love dominate me (although partially), the word valentine is still squeezing through my mind
7. I WATCH THEIR SHOW, they DON'T WATCH MINE (I do have a show?)
8. They always have a perfect ending (mine is a roller-coaster)
9. I speak multiple languages, they only speak theirs (is that a language?)
10. I EXIST!!! They DON'T!!!

Now, try relate la!!!